TOO MANY SUPERHERO MOVIES?

(Dr. Conners/Lizard from The Amazing Spiderman)

A sign that Joey might have seen one too many superhero movies:

Joey: "Mom, can I go swimming?"

Mommy: "No, Daddy put chemicals in the pool yesterday and we have to wait a while."

Joey: "What would we turn into?"

Mommy: pause... figure out where her mind is going... "Oh no, baby. Not those kind of chemicals. Just the normal kind to clean the water. We don't live in a superhero movie!"