CHANGING UNDERWEAR

Yesterday, Joey wore a cute dress to school.
When I got home, I asked her if she wanted to walk the dogs to the park and, of course, she said yes.
I put out a play outfit for her and asked her to change. (She likes to do things ALL BY HERSELF, so I left the room.) 
When passing her door a minute later, I saw her starting to take off her underwear. 


Mommy: "Joey, you don't need to change your underwear, leave those on."
Joey: "Yes I do! They are dirty. They have farts in them!"