Tuesday, December 4, 2012

JIMINY F'ING CRICKET


I have a hypothesis.

I believe the Lord's name is taken in vain more times during "his" season then any other time.

I thought about this listening to Mark help me with getting the house ready for Christmas this weekend. If I were to count with my fingers, the number times I heard him say "Jiminy F'ing Cricket" (That is the edited version) or "G D it!" (also edited) I would need to use my toes too.

The holiday season, though my favorite, can be stressful. Traffic, shopping, parking, Christmas lights that don't work....

This happens to overlap football season. 

Between the two, I think there is no question. 

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