HOW OLD IS MOMMY?

(Maddie's 3rd birthday is tomorrow)

Doyle: "Maddie, how old are you going to be?"

Maddie: "3! Joey, how old are you going to be tomorrow?"

Joey: "2 seconds! Mommy, how old are you?"

Me: "I'm 30 years old."

Doyle: "Joey, how old is Mommy?"

Joey: "Forty."

Me: "NO! NO! NO!"

Everyone else: (howling laughter)