IT'S CLEAN, I CHECKED!

I knew, as a mother of two, this day would come.
I was feeding Sam on the couch when I heard Joey shout across the house:

"Mommy, I went poo!"
"Good job baby. I'm feeding Sammy, you're going to have wait for me to help wipe you."

Many minutes later, I put Sam in her jiggle chair and went to the bathroom to wipe a dupey and found the bathroom empty.

"Joey, where are you?"
"In my room."
"Did you wipe?"
"Yep. My dupey's clean, I checked."
"How did you check?"
"With my fingers."