GO ON, GUESS!!!

People LOVE to guess what we're having. Especially because we ourselves, don't know. 
Women from the caribbean, especially.
Just some of the things I've heard:


"If you look pregnant from behind, then it's a ... (heard both answers here.)"
"If you belly points out, it's a boy. If it's more round, then its a girl."
"If it takes the pretty from your face, it's a girl." (To which I reply, "What, I don't look F#$%ing glowing to you?!")
"If it responds when Joey touches your belly, it's a boy." (Apparently sisters don't like each other, even before they meet each other.)


But my most recent encounter is my favorite. 


A Dominican woman took my hand, looked at some lines, and said they were too short, that I was going to have a girl. To which I replied: 


"Oh no, see, I'm white. It gets bigger... just give it a minute."


:)