SPIT & POLISH

After having applied new hooker red nail-polish to Joey and my piggy toes and fingernails (her color choice), I had a little bit on the side of my hand.

Joey: "Oh, look Mommy, you're dirty! Here, give me your hand."

Joey takes my hand in hers, sticks her 2 fingers in her mouth, and begins to wipe my hand clean with her spit.

And it worked.