SATAN'S NACHO FARTS

It's hotter than...

You fill in the blank with whatever you like, that is how hot it is in my house right now.

Our AC finally quit before we could fire it. (We knew we were running on borrowed time.)

That is why I've been absent online for a while.

I sought refuge with the in-laws.

But the AC guys are here now installing a new one.

It is over 90 degrees in my house right now.

So I'm jumping in the pool occasionally and staying in my bathing suit all day.

Joey deserted me.

She called Chris to rescue her and she has gone to nap at Grammy's. (That is what she calls my mom.)

Well, that's kinda how it went.